Grilled Smile Sandwich

Ingredients

• 2 slices of freshly cut Cheeks from faces of near and dear ones
• 2 slices of fake smiles of people who pretend to care
• 1 tablespoon of butter (from people who kept buttering you up)

Instructions

1. Butter one side of each slice of bread—glide gently, like false flattery.
2. Place the fake smiles between the unbuttered sides. Press them in firmly; after all, they've been hiding for years.
3. Heat a skillet over medium heat and use homour as fuel, just enough to melt façades but not set off alarms.
4. Grill the sandwich until both sides are golden—shiny on the outside, hollow inside (about 3–4 minutes per side).
5. Serve hot, with a side of quiet realizations. Best enjoyed with a straight face.

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